"If you're looking for the one guy on the bus that will leave your schedule unaltered, your reputation unsullied and the emergency services uncalled-for, then you just walked into the wrong saloon... But if whisky-soaked, uncomfortably entertaining memories of walks on the wild side are more your thing, then Fez is your man. Sometimes a Fecker but always a Wrecker..." - JUSTIN STEPHENS, Passion Play, Frank the Baptist