Fez adds to the family, Angelina style

Tale has it that Poland and Lithuania (Honorary second-home of FTB, and we ain’t talkin secret police) were once called the Republic of Two Nations. Every country in Europe has their crosstown rivals with histories older than a few world wars– and  Lithuanians like the Polish only slightly more than they do the Russians, which is kinda not at all, while the Polish like Russians far more than they like Germans, which is, less than not at all. That being clearly stated, the similarities between PL and LT are striking — the weather, the food, not to mention the contagious memory loss that occurs to quasi-professional traveling Berliner musician types when inserted into said cultures…. oh yeah, and especially the cornucopia of darling young girls…. some of whom happen to be, uh, Russian.

I think I’ll adopt this one.

new adoption
new adoption

& this one too

cmon, its posed!
its posed, perv!

well, on account of the popular demand that’s ensued since I adopted my first daughter, the lovely Austrian Mädel Mel, nowadays before adopting teenage girls, they have to meet certain requirements & Fez standards, answer 100% correctly 60% of the time on 9 random questions — and then, of course, the penultimate litmus test to join the Wrecker Clan….. Five Card Draw!

I am going to Hell for this, I noe.
I am going to Hell for this, I noe.

….bonus points for winning at “Trump the Drummer”

Phanthomas is still the Mau-Mau champ of the band.
Phanthomas is still the Mau-Mau champ of the band.

Day of the Night of the Gig

So our host Kamil, a man of few words who somehow always seemed to escape the camera’s eye, met us at the train station to greet the circus and get our asses and gear into taxis to the hotel — nice city, Warsaw.  It was grey and cold just like they said it would be.

Our hotel was conveniently situated a nasty traffic jam away from the venue as the cab flies — but there was a 24Hour Tesco and Media Markt right next door, where you can buy…..

BABYMEAT! (apologies to Justin)

Not sure if the babies were breast-fed organic or not, but Justin still wouldn't touch the things
Not sure if the babies were breast-fed organic or not, but Justin still wouldn't touch the things

…or, more foreshadowing, natch…

How do you say Funnybone in Polish?
How do you say "Funnybone" in Polish?

So after a little rest and refreshment at the hotel…

you shouldve seen the table by the time we left.... pix not available, evidence destroyed
you should've seen the table by the time we left.... pix not available, evidence destroyed

So aaaaaaaaaannnnnyhoo — after a breif power nap, it was off to work.  Met up with our pals the Last Days of Jesus in the Lobby.  Didn’t get fotos of both gangs, but it sounds rather biblical:  “Frank the Baptist and The Last Days of Jesus waiting for golden taxis in the lobby of a hotel in Warsaw” – kinda like an elegant tabloid headline, dontcha think?

They weren’t too thrilled with hauling a guitarist in the trunk of a taxi through Warsaw, so I went solo in cab number three, thinking i’d be 45 minutes late to soundczech– my cabbie made me over an hour late anyway, & I had to get Frankie to get someone on the phone to guide the driver in.  Turns out, the club had the best intentions and the least equipment, so there was no soundczech** for details on the ensuing hours and fiascos of behind the scene workings, visit Jaymo’s account of the day at: twistedwreckage.com/blog

The club had already opened by the time the gear finally arrived, and by then we were already waiting… meeting new folks, running into old friends, etc.

Frankie & Dude
Frankie & DE'ATh

So then we had lotsa time to kill till we were due to play at 11 — which we knew was two hours too ambitious. The hardest part was to remain sober, and not drink too much outta boredom.

Frank & Phanny -- the mind meld
Frank & Phanny -- the mind meld
Jaymo: Did I say that out loud?
Jaymo: "Did I say that out loud?"

But hey, enough o’ my yakkin…… we still had work to do.